Tying the Not

Actor Brad Pitt has come up with an excuse for not marrying Angelina Jolie that the nation's live-in boyfriends, who get all the benefits of marriage without the commitment, can only cheer: "Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able." A lot of the ones who ended up tying the knot are probably saying, "Why didn't I think of that?"