Speak Softly, Carry a Big Hammer

Jimmy Carter is one of our more annoying ex-presidents, with his cozying up to Michael Moore and his intemperate criticism of a serving president. Jimmy speaks a lot louder when he simply picks up a hammer. Too bad the well-meaning folks at Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (with all their grating WHOO-HOOing) don't emulate the man from Georgia and go about their business a bit more modestly. But that wouldn't make for good television, would it?